SERIOUSLY...go whine to the Jobless...

Wednesday, September 10, 2014




WTF! HUMP DAY HEADLINES

Sometimes, when I think I've heard it all, some common sense deprived fool has to go and ring the bell reminding me that not every human being is a keeper....

1. Boy charged with simulating sex act with Jesus statue...
I would love to say more about this headline, but I think it speaks for itself... except to say this: no one can state definitively whether Jesus actually had sexual relations in his 33 years of life as a human being on earth....but I'm pretty sure he was not a PEDOPHILE!

NEXT!!!!!

2. Welfare recipients can use debit cards to buy marijuana...


NEXT!!!

3. Justin Bieber Gets Naked at 'Fashion Rocks'...  Crowd Boos...
Justin's parents should be raked over the coals...one I know this show was past his nap time and second. save sharing naked photos of your baby boy's butt for your Facebook account...

   
NEXT!!!

4. More women waiting until 50 to have children...
I love children, I have one myself....would I recommend beginning the process of raising a fresh crumb snatcher at the age of 50....nope!







GOD, COME GET YOUR DEFECTIVE BEINGS...THEY SUCK!




This past week has been a zinger for folks engaging in STUPID, VILE & INEXCUSABLE BEHAVIORS THAT HAVE MADE ME WISH FOR ACCESS TO AN ARK,  MILLIONS OF TONS OF HOLY WATER AND A GOOD EXORCIST!

Sometimes I wonder if God or (insert deity of your choice) have any regrets about creating and propagating the planet (s) with  life forms/beings that in my opinion have just plain deteriorated into a mass of hateful, violent, greedy, soulless entities.

And I know the deities had such high hopes for humanity. Now granted there are still plenty of beings full of love and light that exist, but it seems like their stories are being buried underneath daily, hourly stories of the worst of the worst..beings I would never deign to call HUMAN, because they possess no HUMANITY.

just a post where I had to vent my feelings...hey it's my blog :)

DON'T MESS WITH MY HOT FRIES..

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Everyone's favorite online laugh factory FUNNY OR DIE has just posted a  new video called SNACKPOCALYPSE..making fun of the First Lady, Michelle Obama's personal crusade to decrease the number of fat kids in our public schools by forcing healthy food items like veggies and shitt into the school cafeterias...you know the lunch ladies were side eyeing those fresh veggies like WTF are these??? the list of ingredients on the side of the package only has one ingredient and it's not the word "mystery"

Anyway, it has been a  mystery to Michelle why all the skinny and fat kids alike have turned up their bags of HOT FRIES at her healthy food plans.... but no matter how many tons of broccoli end up in the lunchroom trash cans, Michelle's resolve to continue to make it rain government dolla bills on the heads and bellies of the veggie farmers of America will not weaken...

I applaud her moxie...enjoy her in the following video...

THE DMV, DISCRIMINATION AND MAYBELLINE

My thoughts... when first I saw this story about 16 yr old teen fella, Chase Culpepper on Headline News this morning while preparing my own gender neutral offspring for school, I commented out loud that Chase looked like a young teen Britney Spears...my nearing middle school offspring gave me a blank look ( I have obviously failed as parent if my kid doesn't even recognize the name BRITNEY SPEARS) and that was the end of that.

If Chase's momma and daddy don't have a problem with it, I don't either...although I am a wee bit jelly (FYI- the young folks say "jelly" is short for jealous) that 16 yr old MALE Chase looks cuter than me in make up than I did when I was a 16 yr old GIRL...
now THAT AIN'T RIGHT !

p.s. for my last drivers license photo, I was too lazy to apply make up before heading down to the DMV...after receiving the license..I should SUE my DMV FOR NOT MAKING ME WEAR MAKE UP.. gawd that photo is 50 shades of horrid!



Chase Culpepper is shown in this undated handout photo.
 PROVIDED TRANSGENDER LEGAL DEFENSE & EDUCATION FUND


COLUMBIA - A 16-year-old in South Carolina sued the state's Department of Motor Vehicles on Tuesday because the agency won't allow the teen to take a driver's license photo wearing makeup.
Chase Culpepper regularly wears makeup and either androgynous or women's clothing. During a news conference Tuesday at the Statehouse in Columbia, he told reporters that being ordered by officials to remove what they called a disguise was degrading. ....more

CHUCK E CHEESE SLOTS & SHOTS REDUX



THIS IS A REPOST FROM 2009-- it may be an OLDIE but it still a GOODIE..

Let me just begin by saying, I hate Chuck E Cheese and it’s brain numbing audio/visually over-stimulating, bacteria infested, environment designed for kids. Chuck E Cheese is marketed as the ultimate in children's amusement ( arcade games, amusement rides, animatronics show) with the added bonus of also being a sit-down pizza restaurant.

(With the occasional sighting of a cute single dad aside), I get hives just thinking about having to spend a precious two hours of my life dropping money on tokens then weaving through throngs of little people, (and their nipping at their heels parents) while chasing my now manic, uber -stimulated 6 year old around blaring, flashing, headache inducing games and rides.
 

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