SAVING THE WORLD IN 4 MINUTES

Tuesday, November 20, 2012


This week at work, every other person on staff is on HOLIDAY, so it is left to MYSELF and a hand full of other hardcore soldiers to batten down the hatches,stock up on supplies and work our tails off producing  the best, most entertaining and awe inspiring hours of reality television footage ever "not scripted" and captured on camera, ever!

So today, as like yesterday, I will be extremely, and I mean extremely busy, so please if you feel you need to contact me for any reason, before you do so ask yourself these questions first.

 If you answer yes to any other these questions, feel free to proceed to contact me, if you answer NO to any of the questions, please DO NOT CONTACT ME, and proceed to locate someone other than myself who cares.

Tomorrow also isn't going to be a good day for contacting me for reasons not related to questions previously mentioned.



FYI, If you are bleeding, feel you are GOING TO BE bleeding, HAVE CAUSED someone else to bleed, or just obsessed with the thought of blood, please do not hesitate to call 911 or your psychiatrist's direct line.

QUESTIONS TO ASK YOURSELF TO DETERMINE IF YOU SHOULD INDEED ATTEMPT TO CONTACT ME TODAY OR TOMORROW:

1. Did you attend MERCEDES BENZ FASHION WEEK IN NYC AT THE LINCOLN CENTER, 2012?
2. Do you know anyone personally who attended MERCEDES BENZ FASHION WEEK IN NYC AT THE LINCOLN CENTER, 2012?

3. Have I ever sent you an email from my work email beginning with the word HELP! and ending with the words, PLEASE HELP?

If you cannot answer any of the above questions with YES, please DO NOT contact me this week.

Signing off with a musical video clip of how I am feeling emotionally & mentally this week:
like MADONNA; JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE sing, I FEEL LIKE I'VE GOT 4 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!!! so get outta my way, I'm busy!!!!


GENERATION ME & THE PHRASE "I DESERVE"

Sunday, November 18, 2012

I finally have had ENOUGH of watching millions of people parade across my TV screen unemployed, underemployed, lazy, dumb, clueless, in debt, living at home with parents or couch surfing with soon to be ex-friends, young and old to enough to know dang better, delusional, parasitic, blaming everyone else but themselves for their current situation because life isn't treating them fairly and they are not getting what they DESERVE.

Let's meander across the interwebs to the Webster's Dictionary website and find the definition of this "much used word by many who don't do much" shall we?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/deserve
DEFININTION-
DESERVE-  de·serve--verb \di-ˈzərv\
"be worthy, fit, or suitable for some reward or requital"

I have been watching TV reality programs like CNBC'S "PRINCESS", LIFETIME'S "MY SHOPPING ADDICTION", OXYGEN'S "BRIDEZILLA" and many more all about delusional folks, young and old alike who feel just due to the fact of them being born, they are SPECIAL and they DESERVE ( regardless of whether they have acquired a skill set to allow them to earn enough money to afford) the newest IPHONE, the latest IPOD, the biggest flat screen TV, A's in every college course they take, the highest honors awarded, the best job with the best company and the highest salary, work hours of their own choosing, constant and daily validation for arriving to work and  looking good, paid time off for being BFF's Maid of Honor and helping her plan her wedding and then 8 months later, more paid time off to plan own wedding, hippest apartment in the hippest building in the hippest neighborhood, coolest car to drive ( gas mileage be damned), drinks and clubbing weekly at the coolest club and lounges in town and dinners out at chic restaurants at least 3-4 times a week,  last minute and pre-planned vacay's with friends to whatever non-US locale everyone else is flying to, looking like a milllions bucks from the top of one's expensive weekly treated hair to the soles of one's almost 200 pairs of expensive shoes that can also be seen in the latest celeb fashion magazine. I could go on and on about the underemployed who reside back at home with parents where they do not pay rent, borrow money from family constantly to support their delusional faux celebrity lifestyles.

DRAGON BABY KICKS AZZ

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

I VOTED today so let's celebrate by watching DRAGON BABY kick his stuffed toys' azz :)




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