Monday, January 30, 2012

I have an open mind. I really do. I don't care who you sleep with or what you wear. BUTTTTTT I do have a problem with you not wearing what you wear properly.

Fella,letting your girly-man flag fly is ok by me, but dayum some of you guys you are NOT gettin 'er done right if you know what I mean.

There are a few HOW TO LOOK LIKE A REAL LIVE WOMAN rules I wanna share with you Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkin' "ladees".

RULE #1- Your shoes or boots should be of the same gender as your hairstyle ( facial hair def. included) Basicly this means if you purchased your shoes online from a gender bending vendor and you found them under the WOMEN'S SHOES, then the top of your body should reflect the same gender as the bottom of your body ie your feets.

If you're walking like a woman, you need to stop on by Cheri's Shear Cuts and get yourself a nice fe-male haircut OR order yourself a lovely WOMAN'S wiglet from another online vendor who sells other folks hair. You also need to SHAVE any additional hairs off of your face as well. The whiskers around your chin, detract from the I AM A WOMAN statement you are attempting to make.

RULE #2- Boy's you must take a long and I mean lonnnngggg and HONEST look at your body type, so you can decide what ladee's clothing items look best on your figure. Choosing badly in this area will cause you to stand-out in public like a sore-man's thumb. Every body, man or woman does not look good in spandex, short short shorts or short short skirts,high knee high and over the knee high boots etc. Just because you want to look a like a ladee, doesn't mean you want to look like a ladee who spends her time propping up the street lights on the wrong side of town.

Also, please shave any hairs that will be visible on your body ( except for the hair upon your head). Unless you are striving to appear to be a vegan,patchoulli incense burning,hirsute, camping loving chick;then expansive amounts of visible leg and underarm hair is acceptable.

The following two photographs are from our friends over at www.peopleofwalmart.com. They ARE our friends, because they document the mistakes all of us, men, women, children and "ladees" make DAILY with our fashion choices. Let's learn from others mistakes.

I'll be back at a later date for a refresher post on this topic :)



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