CRAZY OLD CAT LADY, ALMOST

I am slowly becoming a crazy old cat lady.
Except I do not have ONE cat.
I don't like to personally smell unpleasant.
I also do not like the smell of cat urine or the millions of people who unbeknownest to them arrive at work, enter the elevator with me and smell of cat urine.
So I guess until cats quit peeing, I will just continue becoming a crazy old cat lady (without the cat part).