Now on to my thoughts for the day:
1. Sandra Bullock’s soon to be ex husband, Jesse James is NOT a sex addict. This is an insult to all of us who really suffer from this debilitating, embarrassing, yet occasionally orgasmic disorder. Sex addiction is NOT a joke. Jesse is just a cheating whore dog, no more no less.
2. Ricky Martin coming out to confirm that yes he is gay is “so what?”. My blind, deaf and senile great-auntie up in the hills of Kentucky knew this 5 years ago.
3. WTF are the women in Moscow mixing with their Smirnoff to account for these recent bombings?
Inspirational quote for the day:
“Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”