HAPPY MERRY WHATEVER YA'LL

Monday, December 14, 2009



I am so mentally and emotionally tired from all my holiday planning that I am going to take a break and visit family for a week or so. I'll be back here ranting and raving after Christmas ya'll.  So make sure you come back!!

I hope you guys have a Happy Merry whatever and you stay safe and happy :)

Felica Devers

STUFF MOMS WILL LIKE

Thursday, December 10, 2009

As a mom of a wee mini-me, I have become oh so more conscious of the world around her and I and what I can do as a mom to keep her as safe as possible for as long as possible. I wanted to share with you a few things I've found in my neverending search for safety info and ways I can make a difference. Here are three sites I've found that I think are gems:

1. HealthyStuff.orghttp://www.healthystuff.org
This site actually tests all types of toys andother products for lead and other possible toxins and rates the level of toxins found for you to compare. Amazing! this site is a must see as parents and other folks finalize their toy purchases for the little people in their lives.

2. Organic.orghttp://www.organic.org/
This site offers information, products, recipes and news on all things organic for you and your family.

3. Starfall.com: http://www.starfall.com
This website is a godsend for my 6 yr old daughter. She loves to be on the computer, but I only want her to spend time on the computer if it is productive as well as fun and this website, Starfall.com is chock full of free, entertaining AND educational games, stories, activities for all children's age groups. Check it out with your wee one, you'll both love it.

Let me know what you think and I'll keep you posted on any more fun, cool stuff I find.


CALI HAS CHIHUAHUA CRISIS

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Folks the state of California has a major crisis!!!!! We have too many darn Chihuahuas in our fair state. And you thought the only other important news topics this week were unemployment and which ho pops up next with the winning saved text message in Tiger Woods ongoing "HO FOLLIES".
If you absolutely must have an utterly A-dorable Chihuahua dog, please DO NOT purchase one from a breeder, instead locate an in-state Chihuahua rescue organization and save a California chihuahua today (or tomorrow).

5 QUESTIONS FOR TUESDAY

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

All my life I have been a woman on a quest; a quest for answers. Answers to what,answers to some of life’s most baffling questions. I have questions spinning round and round in my brain that even a gaggle of PHD toting scientists couldn’t discover the answers for. Like for instance:

1. Why are leggings made in any size ending in XL?
2. If a man has a small weiner, how is he expecting the purchase of a brand new Porsche to compensate for this in bed?
3. Why do I need to see an obviously five month pregnant female out on the weekend in a night club trying to pick up a man. Trust me, I have seen this too many times and I don’t understand how a woman who is not able to bend over and touch her toes can feel the undeniable urge to go into the dark night, to a loud nightclub with boozing fools and get her almost 3rd trimester pregnant groove on. And does she really need another man she met at a nightclub?
4. Why does a couple need a home with more rooms than days in a month?
5. At this moment, would Tiger Woods trades lives with a happily married father of 2, working at McDonalds?

IF YOU CAN’T SAY SOMETHING NICE……

Friday, December 4, 2009


Since today is Friday and I am beyond thrilled the weekend begins and also that my favorite holiday, Christmas is mere weeks away, I decided to share some positive energy and thoughts with ya’ll.

SOME NICE THINGS I WANT TO SAY:

  1. So many humans are too stupid to breed so most days I feel like an EAGLE among TURKEYS. But God made TURKEYS too and they taste good at Thanksgiving dinner with stuffing and gravy.
  2. I’M DONE, I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE NICE TO SAY AT THIS MOMENT. Gawd, that was exhausting, my brain hurts.

Now, this woman ( pic courtesy of www.peopleofwalmart.com) entered the store and brought her own tubs of cottage cheese. Why she felt the need to share them with the public is beyond me.
Why do we never see shoppers dressed like this in Macy’s?


Did you watch MTV's new show called JERSEY SHORES? If you missed it, all you need to know is displayed in the picS below. Who told these Jersey guys that looking like too damn tanned, WTF lip gloss?, gay early 1990's cheesey Chippendales STD drippin' strippers was an attractive look.
HOW YA DOIN'????
(pic courtesy of www.guidofistpump)




Five Pieces of Advice Kobe Bryant Should Share with Tiger Woods

Thursday, December 3, 2009




1. The name of the jeweler who made Kobe’s wife’s $4million dollar “I’m sorry baby, oops my dick slipped” ring.

2. The name of a good plastic surgeon, cause I believe those golf club tracks Tiger’s little blond wife left upside his head may leave scars. (And back in Kobe's days of snow capped Colorado courtrooms, na├»ve hotel employees and alleged rape charges; I recall Kobe missed playing in a game because he hurt his hand “moving boxes in his garage”. The only thing Kobe was moving back then was piles of money out of his bank accounts into his attorney’s bank accounts, his PR firm’s bank accounts and his wife's personal bank accounts.)

3. The name of a good real estate agent, cause everybody in Tiger’s wife’s family is moving from Sweden to Florida and every single one of them will want their own damn house in a gated community with it's own security patrol.

4. The name of a DR. who can give Tiger's wife a battery of STD tests, prescriptions for Valtrex and/or penicillin and a good anger management therapist, because Tiger's wife will not be getting over her fury at him for awhile.

5. Kobe needs to also warn Tiger to remove all the golf clubs from their home for at least a year.

6. Kobe should also advise Tiger on how a real skanky married professional athlete cheats on the road and not get caught. I'm sure Kobe learned the proper cheating techniques right after he got caught in Colorado. The first rule is to only cheat with "professional" girlfriends. These are women in every town a sports team could hit for a game. These 'ladies' hook up with married players for ' gifts', and in return keeps her trap shut and her legs open, never plans on ratting him out or trapping him with a surprise pregnancy ( as long as the 'gifts' keep appearing in her bank account monthly.

7. Lastly, in 6 months Kobe should encourage Tiger to knock his wife up if they are still together. Nothing says “I love my cheating, lying, disgusting pig of a husband" like birthing another one of his kids. (Hey, it's more child support dollars if a divorce does actually happen.)


BARAK IS NOT A MIRACLE WORKER, HE'S JUST A MAN

Wednesday, December 2, 2009




After last nights’ televised address to the nation, why are people so disappointed and angry with our president, Barak Obama?

President Barak Obama is not GOD nor is he the great and powerful Wizard of Oz ( and he has never claimed to be).  He is just a man; a man with beacoup difficult, complicated and complex decisions to make, a man with a job I would never want, in a country that is literally in extreme distress; leftover from the leadership of the previous president.


What were people expecting our freshly minted and still shiny President
 

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