GUNS, COPS AND PORNO

Monday, November 9, 2009



God what a Monday morning!!!

I was awakened around 5:45 am by the sound of policemen shouting,”OPEN THE DOOR, IT’S THE POLICE”. After maybe a couple of minutes of trying to determine if I was dreaming or maybe someone’s TV was up really loud, I went with “ dayum, the cops are outside my door! I jump up out of bed (in my adorable lt blue & little kittens fleece one piece jammies with the feet attached) and run to my front window, peek out and see 8-10 armed cops standing directly outside my apt. door.

I opened my door thinking they were attempting to evacuate the building and the cop standing closest to my door, turns to me suddenly, grabs my doorknob and pulls my door shut saying, ” Maam, please remain inside.”

Well sir, since there are so many of you big strong fellas, looking like SWAT and armed to the teeth with ear pieces and large pieces of artillery, I do believe I will remain inside my apartment (but I will cop a squat in my living room corner window, so I can see directly inside the apt in they were invading).

I won’t give out the situation's particulars,(out of respect to the tenant and the police’s investigation) but suffice it to say, it was an unreal way to be roused out of bed on a Monday morning.

I WILL say:
1. I saw no bodies
2. Several of the cops were srsly F-I-N-E ( I did get the card of the cutest one, in case I think of any pertinent info later)
3. in my early morning online web-surfing investigations of the background of the invaded apts tenant, I did come across information that another tenant in my building is a producer/owner of adult video products ( this could explain their windows blinds always being pulled down and the unusually intense bright light emanating from around their window shades. Oh, and on one occasion, their apt door was cracked and as I walked by, I do believe I smelled the aromatic scent of mari-j-uana.)

And my apartment building is so nice and cute☺

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