Wednesday, November 11, 2009
The producers of Oxygen TV’s hugely popular, (spouse murdering reality tutorial) SNAPPED should prepare themselves right now for a new show subject coming in I predict a year or so. And the name of this possible future SNAPPED subject (OMG, this bitch is going to kill someone one day, I know it) is Karen Refaeli. Karen is Staten Island, NY’s newly married, seriously disturbed, obscenely obnoxious star of three WE TV reality show, BRIDEZILLA episodes.
Now, I have watched this show since it first aired and I have watched a buttload of crazy azz beetches steamroll, curse and spew pre-bridal venom on their way to the alter, but never have I seen such a display of over the top ridiculousness and insanity as I witnessed in the last month. The last 3 episodes have featured (her fiancé must be terminally ill & marrying her because he’s dying soon anyway) petite, Staten Island, bi-polar, Pomeranian /Chihuahua mix, Karen Refaeli (who is also a teacher?).
I swear, if this teeth baring, always swearing, mentally disturbed woman was my child’s teacher and I witnessed her disgusting and disturbing behavior on Bridezilla, I would yank my child out of her class so fast, CPS would be at my house hours later investigating my kids case of whiplash.
I can’t fathom how her family and friends have allowed her to behave this way and get so out of control. Aesthetically, she is a slightly pretty petite girl, but once she opens her little pink lips, all you see and hear is a huge display of visual and audio filth. Why any man would date this human for 4 years and still decide to legally be shackled to her insanity for life is beyond me and a conundrum for his, soon to be needed psychiatrist, to solve.
When we glorify this type of unacceptable behavior, we encourage more people to behave in this horrible and disgusting manner. I make jokes about my “insanity” and “bitchiness”, but I was raised to never speak to anyone or treat anyone in a manner I myself wouldn’t want to be spoken to or treated.
All this said, if she’s not reined in soon by a courageous medical professional armed with strong anti-psychotic medications and a straitjacket (plus Holy water and a wooden stake), she could really be a future SNAPPED star.
P.S. I love SNAPPED, and I have learned so many ways NOT to kill your rich old husband (and get caught).